Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Fire! Detector

I have a fire detector. Several weeks after the foretold plastic fire, they have deemed fire detectors as necessary in every room. Mine even beeps when i press the little red button. I should give it a real test with some paper scraps and a lighter just to see if there really is americium in there making things work.

If you want to describe someone as picky, dont just say picky, instead say the could find bones even in eggs! I have to say i have found bones in eggs, along with the rest of the chick fetus.

Also asians evolved from monkeys and westerners(white people, including europeans and cowboys) evolved from chimpanzees. Not sure about the rest of the races. But the separate ancestries sure does help to explain all kinds of differences. Body hair, facial features, physical strength, corruption...and the list goes on. Strangely enough the two species can still interbreed.

New weight loss plan, or at least ass shrinking plan. Just sit. Thats right, eat then sit. Apparently sitting actually works your butt, or at least "strokes" it and that just burns away the ass calories.

More various bits of conversations and opinions to come.

2 comments:

Caitlin said...

That's funny! Sitting is part of my plan too. My cubicle came with an exercise ball to sit on. It is considered active sitting where my core muscles are engaged. My butt muscles don't do much though.

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